Metro people - The Curvaceous Monkey (on demand)

It was not planned to continue with the monkey, I would have rather told you about the All Star Generation, but that's what the curvaceous does, she draws all the attention to her. Like it's not enough she's a metro star and all eyes are on her curves, she is now requested by the readers too.

I would say she is one of the kind..but, hey....there are enough of them to populate a small village (I wouldn't do that though..the metro wouldn't be what it is without them.)

She is young (most of the time), probably in high school, therefore you cannot judge her too harshly. She will do her best to look older. Her skin tone is chocolate, sunset, brownish...the darker the better. Being white is so uncool... If she gets that skin tone from sun studios (see cool commercials like: "this week get sun at half the price" or "pay 5, get 6"...what a good deal..omg, you cannot miss this one) or from a much darker foundation that her original complexion, it doesn't really matter...the whole idea is to be as dark as it gets. Nobody knows her real skin or hair color anymore, not even herself probably.

In winter she wears tiny jackets and low waist, tight, jeans...she has a reputation of curvaceous to keep after all. In summer she wears...I can't remember to be honest...Anyway whatever she's wearing she is always naked...in the eyes of metro men.

We, the other girls, should be greatful to them, for they are the reason our male colleagues are more awake at work and our men more 'in the mood for love' in the evening.

Her aim in life is to be sexy. No, not sexy (that's so yesterday), but hot, geil*, hamma'*, shiny, gliterry, glossy, flashy, foxy, nasty, d-licious, and of course ...curvy-licious. I'm sure missing some very fashionable synonyms at this point (feel free to complete my thought), but at least one of the previous words will be found in her ids and nicknames on all the dozen trendy sites she has accounts on.

She always has an ultra expensive phone in one hand and headsets. She zaps quickly through her playlist and when she finally found the tune of the moment, you will sure know it, even if you are not on the same metro with her. But she doesn't possess just one cell phone, and she will make sure everyone knows that by the end of their trip. And she is important, people call her all the time. Whether on the phone, or with her gang of monkeys, she will talk loud, laugh even louder, quatschen* and gossipin' and being simply too cool to be true.

If she's aware of one thing, than that's her sexuality, the one thing she controls very well.

Not only she knows what Lindsay did at last party in Vegas, but that's what she aspires to do herself, if only she could grow faster. If only the rap-gangsta' wannabe would stop being a wannabe and would take her out of the metro misery. Then she could drive on his right side, into a mercedes decapotable with the same loud music.

As she meets her other curvaceous monkey friends, they will kiss each other several times...sometimes they lose track of counting. It will be a hello kiss, a goodbye kiss and sometimes a whatever kiss. This particular kiss has to happen somewhere at a distance of minimum 5 cm from the chick, depending on how many layers of make up are at stake. Everybody has to know how close this gals are.

There's no need to say she's not a faithful (to the metro) character. For her the metro is just a phase, one she'll try to forget as soon as possible. But in the process of getting where she wants, she will pretend the metro is her stage and all the passengers her spectators.

She's a star, she's an object of desire and a thrill of pleasure for the eye. So what if she's not a lady, ladies are deprecated, they belong to black and white movies.

She could be the perfect opposite of the Metro Junkie, but there is one thing they do have in common: they live the moment. She actually is the defined incarnation of ephemerality.

Oh, you wonder why I was so mean and called her a monkey. You though all this time I was unjust to her or, maybe to the monkey. Well, I called her a monkey because she is primitive, a primate, a being based on instinct, but as monkeys did thousands of years ago, she may evolve into a perfectly normal human. She could turn into the girl next door or even a lady. But she can always stay a monkey if she pleases. She is after all just a full-option teenager...uhh, full of options I mean.

P.S. Haha...this is way too funny not to share it with you guys: I was looking for a picture to display on this post, so I typed "tanned teenager" and googled it. Try this simple exercise and see the results I saw...and I could'n pick a picture from those without being banned :))

* = german terms